Man goes after his brother with a hatchet because he was playing the stereo too loud. Tries to turn him into a half-brother.
Man fails to see the funny side after doctor who is treating him for depression has an affair with his wife.
In America when it snows people stock up on milk, bread and toilet paper. In Britain it's whiskey and cat litter.
Comcast inserted 30 seconds of full-frontal porn into Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson. Top that, Janet Jackson.
Really, what Jane Austen novel couldn't be improved by adding zombies?